Mr. Milito

Calling Mr. Milito, Calling Mr. Milito, Hey hey hey. Do you want to buy my phone? Come on. Come on now. Please...

I'm not Mr. Milito, who is Mr. Milito, what is Mr. Milito, I mean what kind of name is Mr. Milito? Who are you? Come up here calling me Mr. Milito like you know me. Why would you think I' am Mr. Milito? Do I look like a Mr. Milito? What does a Mr. Milito look like? Jesus Christ!!!!

Hey hey hey .... come on now..... Mr. Milito. The name. Very famous in Argentina. Alberto Diego Milito and Gabriel Milito. Big time footballers.

What!!!That's only two. How does that make Milito famous? I've never heard of Milito named footballers being famous. What are they kickers? I've never heard of kickers named Milito anyway? I do the fantasy league Mister. I know all of them kickers.

You don't follow football. If you follow. You know. So how about buying this phone?

Hold on Mr. Chong. How do you like that? You like it if I call you Chong? Just like that without knowing you.

I'm cool. No biggies. You buy phone. hehe....

See here. I follow football. Believe me. Don't need to explain to you. I know my football. Do you follow football Mr. Chong?

I'm Mr. Liew. I'm Barcelona number one fan.hahahah....

I see. You mean soccer. hahhh..... Mr. I can't pronounce that. Leee uuuu.... See at least I try to pronounce your name.

I call you Milito. Because I feel it is good ice breaker. Plus you look like him.hhahaha.... And it's actually called football. Because we use foot.

Okay here we go again. How do I look like a Mr. Milito? And over here in America we call it soccer. We have our own football.

But you don't use your foot. You use your hands. So why you call it football?

Hey I'm not here to argue with you about why we call football, football and call soccer, soccer. This is America. You live in America, I live in America. This is how it is. Like it or not.

But you haven't answered my question.

Christ! Come on Mr. Chong. I have no interest wasting my Sunday morning on you. I have calls to make. A football game to watch. Yes, the ones that we use the hands.

You call me Mr. Chong, I call you mr. Milito and before you make call you buy my phone.

With all due respect........